Do Not Take Your Girlfriend To The Cricket On A Hot Summer s Day!
It looked like being a sweltering hot day so young "Skippy" asked his girlfriend if she would fancy accompanying him to the village cricket match that Saturday. She did not much like cricket but she thought that it might be a good chance to spend some time with him and top up her tan at the same time. So she agreed to go along.
"Skippy"s' team batted first and with "Skippy" being a late order batsman he happily went to sit with his girlfriend for a while. Because it was so hot she decided to put her bikini on. Neither team could fully concentrate on the game, after she did that, because they could not take their eyes off "Skippy"s' girlfriend laid out in the sun.
After a while a few wickets fell and it was "Skippy"s' turn to go into bat. "Your next in" shouted the Captain and "Skippy" looked very hot and bothered as he went to the pavilion to put his pads on. A wicket fell and "Skippy" was due to go to the crease. "Skippy" was taking such a long time to get ready that someone shouted "Where is he"? The Captain smiled and he replied "He"s having trouble with his protector, he can"t get it on"!
Everyone fell about laughing when a red faced "Skippy" finally emerged from the pavilion having finally got his protector on. If you don"t want to be embarrassed, like "Skippy", then do not take your girlfriend to the cricket on a hot summer"s day.