14 Funny Quotes to Hold April Fool's Age

April Fool's Lifetime is almost upon us, and what better idea to hot up our laughter than with a meagre diverting quotes? Chances are, you're going to pull a infrequent pranks (and be the center of one or two) when April 1st rolls around. Let these funny quotes get your comical side ready for this day of great fun.

1. "April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." ~ Aim Twain

2. "It is the ability to take a joke, not practise one, that proves you chalk up a doctrine of humor." ~ Max Eastman

3. "Isn't it take that the month of the levy begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?" ~ Author Unknown

4. "Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath expanded fools in it than ever." ~ Charles Lamb

5. "I am so intelligent that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde

6. "Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you pay for it, then astonishment what to do with it." ~ Author Unknown

7. "You grow up the date you have your first corporal laugh -- at yourself." ~ Ethel Barrymore

8. "You can announce any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will administer you this inspect that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've apprehending of that!" ~ Dave Barry

9. "The filled existence of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes." ~ JD Bernal

10. "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." ~ Carl Gustav Jung

11. "A word to the erudite ain't crucial -- it's the stupid ones that extremity the advice" ~ Expenditure Cosby

12. Everything is comical as long as it is now to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers

13. "I sometimes wonder provided the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a idiot or two on their payroll to investigation things." ~ Alan Coren

14. "A idea of humour is the alone priest condition of man." ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

While the phrase "April fool" started out as a system to ridicule those who refused to change with the times (back in the 1500's) it's now a way to share our humorous side with family, friends and colleagues. This year, make a promise to yourself to play at least one April Fool's caper and to be a first-class sport when you're the butt of one. After all, the ability to laugh at one's self is a firm sign that you're not really a fool, regardless of what hour or month it is. Get yourself in the laughing spirit with the above 14 funny quotes.


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